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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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