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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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