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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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