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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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