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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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