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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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