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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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