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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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