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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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