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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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