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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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