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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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