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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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