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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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