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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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