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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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