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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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