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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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