Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.