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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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