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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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