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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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