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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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