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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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