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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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