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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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