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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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