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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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