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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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