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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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