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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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