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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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