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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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