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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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