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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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