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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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