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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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