Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.