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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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