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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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