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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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