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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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