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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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