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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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