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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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