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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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