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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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