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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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