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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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