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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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