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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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