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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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