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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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